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$5 Commissions!
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hello deviantart, it sure has been a while, but i am now taking commissions for $5 apiece. any character, anything you want, any level of painting for just $5.
things i won't draw: Hard NSFW, mechas, detailed buildings, etc.
but anything else is fair game! just shoot me a note, and i'll send over my paypal and get right to it.
some $5 commissions i've done so far/some stuff i'll do for $5:
41.media.tumblr.com/3265ff1d87…
40.media.tumblr.com/d9d72b48f9…
36.media.tumblr.com/e237f70dc4…
5 slots open. message me anytime!
things i won't draw: Hard NSFW, mechas, detailed buildings, etc.
but anything else is fair game! just shoot me a note, and i'll send over my paypal and get right to it.
some $5 commissions i've done so far/some stuff i'll do for $5:
41.media.tumblr.com/3265ff1d87…
40.media.tumblr.com/d9d72b48f9…
36.media.tumblr.com/e237f70dc4…
5 slots open. message me anytime!
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requests are closed for now, i have around 5 so far, i will open them again once i have finished. 
to be clear,i am completing requests for the following people:
and 
for the price of absolutely nothing, i will draw something for you! or, i am totally game for art trades, and really love them. Collabs I also really love, although I haven't done that many...
Anywho! a guide to what i do, and don't do..
What i can't/won't draw:
●buildings. i just... i CAN'T
●nudity. if i ever drew anything like that, you would feel secondhand embarrassment.
●crowds.
●extreme perspective. the result would not be pretty.
●lineless, painted faces.
What I can draw (... but that's really for you to decide):
●people, mostly young ones, the generic late teen, young adult genre.
●standard poses, sitting up, laying down, etc...
●simple costumes, your average sailor school uniform should be no problem
●clouds and trees, the fluffy textured kind.
●anthros/furries
●people interacting. <3 this is one of my favorite things to draw.
my goal is to make this list much longer!
What I will try to draw: ( i enjoy drawing these things, but they are not my specialty, so i can't guarantee supreme quality, but i will give it my all!)
●armor, weapons and the like.
●naturescapes (fields, rivers, assortments of rocks, etc.)
●animals.
●complex costumes (if your character wears bloomers, a ballgown, a vest, a jacket, a coat, and 50+ power rings then COOL BEANS i will give it a try. :3)
requests are free, (but drop me a few points if you feel like it) just note me with what would would like.
if the piece of art is not to your liking, feel totally free to give me some criticism! i will re-draw/fix it for you. i usually see the flaws in my art when other people point them out.
to be clear,i am completing requests for the following people:
and Anywho! a guide to what i do, and don't do..
What i can't/won't draw:
●buildings. i just... i CAN'T
●nudity. if i ever drew anything like that, you would feel secondhand embarrassment.
●crowds.
●extreme perspective. the result would not be pretty.
●lineless, painted faces.
What I can draw (... but that's really for you to decide):
●people, mostly young ones, the generic late teen, young adult genre.
●standard poses, sitting up, laying down, etc...
●simple costumes, your average sailor school uniform should be no problem
●clouds and trees, the fluffy textured kind.
●anthros/furries
●people interacting. <3 this is one of my favorite things to draw.
my goal is to make this list much longer!
What I will try to draw: ( i enjoy drawing these things, but they are not my specialty, so i can't guarantee supreme quality, but i will give it my all!)
●armor, weapons and the like.
●naturescapes (fields, rivers, assortments of rocks, etc.)
●animals.
●complex costumes (if your character wears bloomers, a ballgown, a vest, a jacket, a coat, and 50+ power rings then COOL BEANS i will give it a try. :3)
requests are free, (but drop me a few points if you feel like it) just note me with what would would like.
if the piece of art is not to your liking, feel totally free to give me some criticism! i will re-draw/fix it for you. i usually see the flaws in my art when other people point them out.
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I Just Realized...
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now that i think about it, it's kind of upsetting that Jesse McCartney's most recent thing in music was the third Alvin and the Chipmunks movie...
Woah man what the heck was i doing on May 22? i apparently got so many friggin pageviews then...
Woah man what the heck was i doing on May 22? i apparently got so many friggin pageviews then...
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Life Lessons
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Dear Kaz,
Before you go running to your mom and complaining about how I don't work right, please take the time to consider the fact that i do indeed have an "on" button which you forgot to press. in addition, well, remember when you panicked because I stopped shredding and made an unpleasant gurgling noise? well, that's probably because you overstuffed the container which holds the shredded paper, them proceeded to feed me a paperclip. please consider these notes.
Signed,
Your Mom's Paper Shredder
....I failed.
Before you go running to your mom and complaining about how I don't work right, please take the time to consider the fact that i do indeed have an "on" button which you forgot to press. in addition, well, remember when you panicked because I stopped shredding and made an unpleasant gurgling noise? well, that's probably because you overstuffed the container which holds the shredded paper, them proceeded to feed me a paperclip. please consider these notes.
Signed,
Your Mom's Paper Shredder
....I failed.
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